Comical Quote Collection

Comical Quote Collection




How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.


Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!


Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.


Life is like a box of chocolates .. full of nuts!