Comical Quote Collection

Comical Quote Collection

 

amusing

 

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

 

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

 

Life is like a box of chocolates .. full of nuts!